Decringed dating profile examples — by app, by situation.
A growing library of before/after rewrites. Every example below is fake or a composite of common patterns — never a real user. Pick a starter article, or run your own free preview.
Score overused dating-app phrases and get one cleaner swap.
Starter articles
Most Hinge prompts fail the same way: they sound like everyone else's. Below are composite before/after examples — none are real users. The patterns are real.
Tinder bios fail in the opposite direction from Hinge: too short to say anything, or too polished to sound real. These composites cut the AI smell.
Bumble rewards warmth plus momentum. If you're here for something real, the bio has to say so without sounding like a job interview.
Feeld rewards clarity. The failure mode is either vague-to-the-point-of-pointless or so blunt it reads as predatory. Composite examples below.
If your profile contains any of these, your matches have read the exact same sentence on twenty other profiles this week. Composite replacements below.
Divorced and back on the apps is its own genre. The two failure modes: over-explaining the divorce, or hiding so hard that the profile reads as evasive. Composite examples below.
Topics on deck — not published yet. We'd rather ship one substantive write-up than five thin placeholder pages.